A few years ago, I was your typical office-worker: stressed out, uneven energy, overweight, and inconsistent complexion. Now I'm just your typical 28-year old urban hunter-gatherer on a quest to be healthy, and having a few adventures along the way. See my full bio.
Whole Foods Parking Lot, revisited
Here's a rap response to Gettin' Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot. The first minute is the weakest, but the rhymes really pick up and some are drop dead funny.

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Okay, the tampon line was
Okay, the tampon line was f-in brilliant!