Skinny Bitch: Top highlighted passages on Kindle

Recently, I was having a quick read through another vegan diet book: Skinny Bitch.  For those of you haven't read it (knowing this blog, that probably means most of you), Skinny Bitch is a "diet book with attitude" which advocates veganism in a super snarky tone.  Came out in 2005, has sold over 2 million copies, and has spawned a series of Skinny Bitch diet books.

I decided to check out the most frequent highlights in the book, a cool feature of Kindle.  This feature lets you see, more or less, what other Kindle readers tend to think are the most important takeaways.  Here are the top 10 most frequently highlighted passages in Skinny Bitch:

  1. "Follow Your Heart's Vegan Gourmet makes a kick-ass substitute to mozzarella, Monterey jack, and nacho." (Page 64, Location 577)
  2. "A drum roll, please, for a few of our favorite sweets: Uncle Eddie's vegan cookies, Tropical Source or Terra Nostra chocolate bars, Oreo knock-offs by Back to Nature or Country Choice, organic Fig Newmans, and all the cookies by the Sun Flour Baking Co. and the Alternative Baking Co." (Page 31, Location 263)
  3. "Every time you consume factory-farmed chicken, beef, veal, pork, eggs, or dairy, you are eating antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and hormones." (Page 48, Location 426)
  4. "Other good substitutes for refined sugar include evaporated cane juice, Sucanat, brown rice syrup, barley malt syrup, Rapadura sugar, Turbinado sugar, raw sugar, beet sugar, date sugar, maple sugar, molasses, and blackstrap molasses." (Page 31, Location 256)
  5. "Instead of butter, try Earth Balance Natural Buttery Spread or Soy Garden Natural Buttery Spread, both made from nonhydrogenated oils." (Page 63, Location 573)
  6. "At the top of the list is agave nectar or syrup.  This high-nutrient sweetener can actually be beneficial to your health." (Page 30, Location 247)
  7. "Stevia, another winner, is derived from a plant found in Paraguay." (Page 30, Location 250)
  8. "Eat almonds, Brazil nuts, seeds, nuts, soybeans, kale, collard greens, broccoli, kelp, and molasses to get calcium." (Page 136, Location 1286)
  9. "A simple way to get adequate calcium is by including the following foods in your diet: fortified grains, kale, collard greens, mustard greens, cabbage, kelp, seaweed, watercress, chickpeas, broccoli, red beans, soybeans, tofu, seeds (sesame seeds rate among the highest), and raw nuts." (Page 61, Location 556)
  10. "Health is Wealth makes fake buffalo wings that taste so good, your pubes will fall out.  Gardenburger's Flame-Grilled Chik'n is so amazing, you might have to kill yourself.  Lightlife has a kick-ass line of 'cold cuts' and fabulous 'bacon'.  One amazing website is www.vegieworld.com." (Page 54, Location 482)

When we categorize these ten, we can see a few recurring themes:

  • Acceptable forms of sugar or sweeteners (4)
  • Fake substitutes for real animal foods (3)
  • How to get calcium (2)
  • Warning against factory farmed meat (1)

So 7 out of 10 of the most highlighted passages are essentially ways to eat sugar or processed food.  All this despite a chapter titled "Sugar is the Devil".  Something tells me these aren't the most important takeaways for a healthy diet.  If there's a silver lining, it's that most people don't go back and check their highlights once they're done with a book.

Now, admittedly, sometimes people may highlight information-dense lists they can't expect to remember, instead of simple key points.  But even so.  I'd be interesting to compare with top highlighted passages of other health books.  The Paleo Diet?  The Paleo Solution?  Primal Blueprint?  If you got 'em, link here and post 'em.

Comments

Who in the right mind would

Who in the right mind would recommned "raw sugar" or "beet sugar" etc. as a "healthy alternative" to sugar??  I mean, it's ok to encourage people to go vegan, but after reading only this little part about sweeteners, I can't trust anything written in this book.   

It's so funny that you posted

It's so funny that you posted this.  Sooooooooooo....last week I read this book in about half a day...yeah it was that short and easy!  I liked the tone and the no-nonsense humor, but there was so much I just couldn't really get on board with.  I'll never stop eating meat.  And they made it seem like every animal is SUPER POISONOUS and that every animal is pumped full of awful chemicals and hormones, etc.  Not once do they mention alternative sources to better quality meat, ie grass fed, organic, local  meat.  At the point of the reading of that book I followed the standard amercian diet, but I was looking for information on how to better my health and diet and I didn't really take anything away from this book except "sugar is the devil"--and it is.  All of it, yet they boosted all kinds of other ways to "get" sugar.  THAT night I watched the documentary Fathead and  all sorts of bells and whistles went off and ever since then I have been gobbling up tons of info on primal and paleo and caveman ways of eating.  Talk about something that makes sense-for the first time ever.  I've already kicked sugar,  grains and dairy to the curb this week and I'm feeling so much better already.  I don't want to be a "skinny bitch".  I'd much rather be a healthy, strong,  glowing, well-fed cave lady!

Mandy,Thank you so very much

Mandy,Thank you so very much for mentioning the documentary FAT HEAD, I watched it as soon as I got off here (It's on netflix!) and it was the final push that convinced my husband to go fully primal. Truly a work of art and life changing. Thanks!

 I'm still LMAO over

 I'm still LMAO over highlighted item number 10. Even after being a vegetarian for 20 years, I still KNEW that those fake meats didn't taste anything like the real thing. Let alone good. I remember a vegan friend telling me about a new bacon substitute by Morningstar farms that "I swear tastes just like real bacon" and remember vividly thinking "Are you on drugs? Even though I haven't eaten meat in decades I still know this tastes NOTHING LIKE BACON" Of course now, I get to eat all the (local, pasture-fed, humanely-raised) bacon I want. YUMMMMMMM. And it tastes nothing like fak-O vegan frankmeatsubstitute.

 I'm still LMAO over

 I'm still LMAO over highlighted item number 10. Even after being a vegetarian for 20 years, I still KNEW that those fake meats didn't taste anything like the real thing. Let alone good. I remember a vegan friend telling me about a new bacon substitute by Morningstar farms that "I swear tastes just like real bacon" and remember vividly thinking "Are you on drugs? Even though I haven't eaten meat in decades I still know this tastes NOTHING LIKE BACON" Of course now, I get to eat all the (local, pasture-fed, humanely-raised) bacon I want. YUMMMMMMM. And it tastes nothing like fak-O vegan frankmeatsubstitute.

 I guess the "stop eating

 I guess the "stop eating crap" part on the cover of Skinny Bitch is open to interpretation.

 I purchased Skinny Bitch

 I purchased Skinny Bitch last year to analyze on my blog. I have yet to do so but this post reminds me why I need to asap! I bought the book because my sister purchased it and then gave it to my mother. I have skimmed through it and just get furious after reading it. Its time I write a few blog posts on it and do LOTS of videos. The book is a complete joke.

I like this passage:4. "Other

I like this passage:4. "Other good substitutes for refined sugar include evaporated cane juice, Sucanat, brown rice syrup, barley malt syrup, Rapadura sugar, Turbinado sugar, raw sugar, beet sugar, date sugar, maple sugar, molasses, and blackstrap molasses." (Page 31, Location 256)"Of course, evaporated cane juice is sucrose + water, barley malt is maltose ( a glucose dimer.  Sucrose is fructose and glucose), beet sugar is sucrose (same as cane sugar).  These are all just simple sugarI could go on, but the authors of that book need to hire me to tutor them in science

Cool analysis. It is

Cool analysis. It is consistent with what you find on many of the diet blogs out there, along the lines venti-ice-cream guilt free, tastes just like real (...fill your favourite junk food in...) but without the guilt etc. So essentially: the goal is still to eat as much as possible and as sweet as possible

i read skinny bitch a couple

i read skinny bitch a couple of years ago.   it does in fact have a few good takeaways for the average overweight american.  she advocates avoiding booze and soda "if you want to be a skinny bitch", etc.  but i was overwhelmed by how much fake food she recommends as a "healthy vegan diet".  it was essentially processed food that happened to be made from plants, most of it made to look like or taste like meat.  the underlying problem is that the word 'vegan' has a very healthy connotation... and that is not necessarily true.

the word 'vegan' has a very

the word 'vegan' has a very healthy connotationHa! One of the instructors at the martial arts studio where my family trains is "vegeterian". He stuffs his face with Doritos, french fries, and Mountain Dew, and is "skinny fat", flabby around the middle. Yet so many folks are in awe of his "healthy eating". Heh.

 I know a couple of girls who

 I know a couple of girls who went vegan after reading The China Study, and they'll say that they went vegan for their health. But then I see them eating Doritos and drinking alcohol like the 21 year old girls they are, and they aren't 100% compliant because they don't worry if there are eggs in the baked goods they are eating. I also know a guy who went vegan after also reading the stupid China Study and he is better about being "healthier" (as in not eating things like Doritos) but he told me he started having some digestive trouble. I don't have to wonder why. He's eating a lot of gut irritating foods.

Paleo Solution:"Good and bad

Paleo Solution:"Good and bad ideas alike gain footholds largely because they are, to use Malcom Gladwell's term, 'sticky.' People are exposed to the ideas, like them, and for good or ill, pass them along."It would appear other people are concerned with things that raise cortisol levels, how much gluten exposure will actually affect you, expected blood work values, recipes, and info on good/bad fats.Thanks for reading these books so we don't have to! 

I wonder if any vegan ever

I wonder if any vegan ever has investigated what's in the genetically modified crops and produce. I know of vegans that don't eat organic. Not to mention what's in the vaccines. Many of those products seem questionable vegan to me when you consider they are genetically modified.  Soy is highly genetically modified.I have yet to see a vegan eating a healthy diet.

The top ten from Robb Wolf's

The top ten from Robb Wolf's The Paleo Solution:

  • Ideal readings for cholesterol, triglycerides, and A1C
  • "Check out Sarah's kitchen wizardry at everydaypaleo.com"
  • "The following increase cortisol levels...."
  • Recipe for "The Infamous NorCal Margarita!"
  • Web address for paleo recipe books
  • "You only really need to be exposed to things like gluten once every ten to fifteen days to keep the gut damaged."
  • "Keep in mind, this palmitic acid that causes the leptin resistance in the brain leads to our inability to feel full and is made from excess dietary carbohydrates."
  • "Long n-3/n-6s are good. We get these from grass-fed animals and wild-caught fish."
  • "Glucagon is the counter-hormone to insulin...."
  • "Peptide YY is yet another hormone trying to tell us when to stop eating."

Seems like a pretty good distillation of the way he writes, which is more about the science behind the "Why?" than the "How?".

Walking around hungry all

Walking around hungry all day, cranky and looking for your next sugar fix. Not my idea of an existence.

I had tried to submit a

I had tried to submit a comment about my Skinny Bitch experience, but was having a spam filter issue- if I have several similar comments pop up, that's why; sorry! :/  My mom "helpfully" got me the book for Christmas a few years ago when I was struggling to lose weight; I complied fully for a month, no weight loss, no positive effects!  I felt like a big ol failure :(

 Here are the top couple of

 Here are the top couple of highlights from Primal Blueprint:

  • "Make a special effort to include these regularly in your meals: avocado, beets, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, carrots, cauliflower, eggplant, garlic, kale, onion, peas, red bell pepper, spinach, yellow squash."
  • "...plants (vegetables, fruits, nuts, and herbs and spices) and animals (meat, fish, fowl, and eggs) should represent the entire composition of your diet."
  • "Focus on quality sources of animal protein (organic, free-range, or wild sources of meat, fowl, and fish), an assortment of colorful vegetables and fresh fruits, and healthy sources of fat (nuts, seeds, their derivative butters, certain oils, avocados, etc.)."

Very interesting to contrast the popular sections in each of these books. Instead of highlighting all the ways to "cheat", which is essentially what the "Skinny Bitch" readers were doing, the Primal Blueprint readers were basically just highlighting the high points of what to eat, presumably as a quick reference for later.

That is interesting.  I

That is interesting.  I suspect it is because the people who read Skinny Bitch are reading it because it is a best seller diet book while the people who read primal blueprint are reading it to actually learn how to be healthy.

 I have to agree, the target

 I have to agree, the target audience for these books is completely disparate. Those reading "Skinny Bitch" are trying the latest fad, looking for ways to lose weight without actually changing their lifestyles all that much, and to have a conversation piece. I'm assuming the Primal Blueprint or other paleo diet books are geared more toward those who live a healthy lifestyle already and are trying to educate themselves on how to maintain that lifestyle while adding variety. There's a huge difference between seeking ways to round out your diet, get the vitamins and minerals your body needs, and maintain a healthy weight/lifestyle/training program and want ing to shed pounds without giving up sweets. Full disclosure: I did read Skinny Bitch a few years back, before I got into running and at the start of my completely vegetarian diet. I was curious, needed a laugh and some ideas. It was worth reading as a distraction. I've never once picked it up again as a reference to anything. Now I'm becoming a runner (I don't feel I deserve the title until after completing my first half - this weekend!!!) I feel the desire to eat healthy, whole foods that fuel my body and cover all my bases. That said, which of the paleo books would you guys suggest beginning with?Thanks!K 

I just read the Primal

I just read the Primal Blueprint 1 month (and 10 lbs) ago.  It's changed my life.  I will never go back to how I was eating before.  I didn't realize that I was literally hurting myself with grains, until I tried omitting them, and all my digestive issues and constant weight gain and hormonal imbalances all magically got fixed!  I was just trying to lose some weight, and all these wonderful other side effects started happening to me.I would recommend the Primal Blueprint, especially if you're looking to start running.  Mark Sisson (the author) talks about the proper way to exercise as well, and that "chronic cardio" is actually detrimental to the ultimate results you're after.  It's a really easy read, and it all made perfect sense.  My husband teases me and he calls it my "new religion", but I'm just seeing how all these myserious ailments I had before were caused by some sort of grain sensitivity that I had and didn't know I had, so anytime anyone says they don't feel well, I always exclaim "stop eating bread!!!" :-)Good luck with your journey to health!  It can be a fun adventure!  Go with The Primal Blueprint!

 I have to agree, the target

 I have to agree, the target audience for these books is completely disparate. Those reading "Skinny Bitch" are trying the latest fad, looking for ways to lose weight without actually changing their lifestyles all that much, and to have a conversation piece. I'm assuming the Primal Blueprint or other paleo diet books are geared more toward those who live a healthy lifestyle already and are trying to educate themselves on how to maintain that lifestyle while adding variety. There's a huge difference between seeking ways to round out your diet, get the vitamins and minerals your body needs, and maintain a healthy weight/lifestyle/training program and want ing to shed pounds without giving up sweets. Full disclosure: I did read Skinny Bitch a few years back, before I got into running and at the start of my completely vegetarian diet. I was curious, needed a laugh and some ideas. It was worth reading as a distraction. I've never once picked it up again as a reference to anything. Now I'm becoming a runner (I don't feel I deserve the title until after completing my first half - this weekend!!!) I feel the desire to eat healthy, whole foods that fuel my body and cover all my bases. That said, which of the paleo books would you guys suggest beginning with?Thanks!K 

 I've only ever heard of the

 I've only ever heard of the Skinny Bitch series but veganism just plain scares me from both an evolutionary point of view and a nutritional one...To answer Kristen's question, I've read both the Paleo Diet and the Paleo Solution (Blueprint's on my to do list). If you're looking at discovering the nuts and bolts of the Paleo diet (why it works, historical facts, etc), then I would reccommend the Paleo Diet. The Paleo Solution offers a more down to earth introduction and overview with slightly better meal plans and a general fitness plan as well.Of course, get all your meal ideas online if you need any - there's tons of resources out there. And for the fitness part, I'd just find a Crossfit affiliate near by :-). Hope that helps!--Chris

Thanks Chris, I'll definitely

Thanks Chris, I'll definitely check out both titles. Though I think the Paleo Diet looks most interesting, especially if it has an anthropological/historical fact base. I'll also check for recipes online. I'm vegetarian (not vegan) and training for several half marathons this year, so I think I could modify some of the meat/fish based recipes and still get some of the lifestyle benefits. Thanks for the tips! - K