A few years ago, I was your typical office-worker: stressed out, uneven energy, overweight, and inconsistent complexion. Now I'm just your typical 28-year old urban hunter-gatherer on a quest to be healthy, and having a few adventures along the way. See my full bio.
*** We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for a breaking news announcement ***
POLICE HUNT FOR CUPCAKE RAGE WOMAN AFTER SHOP WRECKED!!
Not from the Onion:
AN ANGRY woman wrecked a cake shop – because they had run out of her favourite flavour of cupcake.
Say again?
Police were yesterday hunting the blonde woman accused of trashing the shop in the centre of Cardiff after being told: “Sorry we’ve sold them all.” The woman lashed out in fury at Sugarswirlz in Dominions Arcade, when she was told the £2.20 “sweet-tooth fairy cakes” had all gone. She dived behind the counter to grab shocked owner Sally Dodd by the hair. Staff and customers had to duck for cover as she smashed plate glass display units, crashed down shelves and attacked a stand full of creamy cupcakes. The irate woman then started to throw cupcakes round the shop – aiming them at shoppers and staff in the fit of cake-rage. Police are appealing for help to trace the woman, who fled with her two young sons at Sugarswirlz cake shop in the middle of the Welsh capital.
“It is called the sweet tooth fairy cake and is very popular."
The sweet tooth fairy? She sounds like the evil half-sister of the tooth fairy.
"I’ve never seen anything like it. You expect a certain amount of risk running a bar or a pub but not in a cupcake shop.”
Indeed.
The full story is here. Longtime readers of this blog know that something like this was tragically inevitable. The gourmet cupcake mask slips, and the serpent's hideous face peaks out.
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die
Comments
Actually the cake was an
Actually the cake was an accident! ! The whole incident was scary, to see a grown adult lose total control in public at lunchtime. It may look a bit weird but i can assure you if you love cupcakes you will love love love this cupcake!!
that is really funny losing
that is really funny losing it over cupcakes ! i love a good cupcake but thats mad.Robc
To be fair, cupcakes are
To be fair, cupcakes are called fairy cakes in the UK, so the "fairy" part isn't part of the name! But wow - I didn't know sugar had THAT much control over people!
Speaking of sugar having
Speaking of sugar having control over people... A woman is in jail after beating up her roommate because she supposedly ate her Thin Mints. Seriously?http://www.newser.com/story/112588/hersha-howard-jailed-after-brawl-over...
Hmmm...well, if they have the
Hmmm...well, if they have the "tooth fairy" then they were punnier than I had thought
If this was about Prime rib
If this was about Prime rib instead of cupcakes I would be the prime suspect
can you imagine something
can you imagine something like this ever happening at a butcher's? nope
Actually, you'd be
Actually, you'd be surprised: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgzCdD7sjfs
Well the fact that Butchers
Well the fact that Butchers tend to have things like knives, saws and grinders behind the counter might have something... naw, not for a food addict. Addiction is like that, it interferes with your ability to function properly because without the stimulant, you are for whatever reason incapable of rational activity.
I love that you predicted
I love that you predicted this. :D I'm surprised there haven't been any creme egg rages.
is that....cotton candy on
is that....cotton candy on top of everything else? because damn.
i know, right?
i know, right?