10% of British men too fat to see their own penis

This is just too funny/sad to pass up.  A British weight loss company just released a brilliant press release based on a survey of 2,000 British men.

New research issued by weight-management specialists LighterLife reveals that one in ten British men are unable to see their penis because of their protruding bellies.

The research into the health of the nation’s men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn’t seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.

Bloody hell, these blokes can't see their John Thomas.

Dr David Bull, a doctor and medical broadcaster said “A man who is not able to see his willy should think seriously about his health. He’s clearly on the brink of being or is already overweight."

A man who can't see his own willy might as well not have one.  By the way, didn't I tell you that this isn't just an American thing, and that industrial foods hit Britain first?

Hat tip to Lee Rawlings.

Cartoon from The English Blog.